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User:you_can_do_it (968291)
HEAVEN is other people...
Name:jacob
Location:Gainesville, Florida, United States
Birthdate:06-12
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Bio:Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is, like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you.
Interests:150: 5.25" floppy drives, aggressive buffoonery, assuming you're an ass, baltimore chops, bbbq's, being related to apes, bell hooks and sebastian, big fat juicy beans, bowls before holes, bringing back instant replay, busts of beethoven, buttflap & co., calculating hangtime, centurions on chariots, chilling tales of horror, chopper boomer & diamond, chucking the tube, cibo matto 1999, clarifications, commemorative plaques, committing second degree felonies, consolidating portfolios, corky the clown, corrie greta jill kelsey, cowboys became broke up, curry tofu and vegetables, deceiving the american people, diminishing marginal return, dogflap, dolly parton's brother, drinks before links, drinktown, dumpstering the krispy kreme, eating the entire bag, eddie feigner, eddie gaedel, elephant soccer, elephant's gerald, emmett ray, emo science experiments, empanadas salteñas, epic songs of despair, epic songs of love, establishing entomological timelines, fiddling while cities burn, finding mispelled words, flapjacks not pancakes, forgetting my mantra, frame and cannibus, fuckedup gotambushed zippedin, game theory economics, gaping holes in pants, general gingersnap, harald the fairhaired, haunted damn jungles, hiding with anne frank, high-powered corporate lawyers, hint hint nudge nudge, holing myself up, hymenopterists, hypnotizing babies, j-tipp, jackie motherfucking tarr, jeopardy reruns, josh's house shows, joshflap, k-flow, karl the mailbox malone, late giddy nights, laura long, like lily like wilson, lil daveys, lines of questioning, local coloring books, mahuts, making lifelong enemies, making mixtapes with crossfaders, making sour love, man vs. kangaroo bouts, marathon filibusters, misinterpreting results, modes of resistance, money laundromats, montessorians, mooky mooky, multi-volume dictionaries, myke on a byke, not calling children kids, obscure pop culture omnibus, obviously false statements, old jalopies, old scratchy jazz records, one hundred dollars, pachyderm pole vaulting, pantomime ducks, paying homage to catalonia, peaceful propagandists, penny flattening machines, perpendicular dimensions, phony baloney, piña collateral, playing soccer with children, prepared guitars, pulling things behind bikes, purely platonic things, pursuing trivia, quarts of malt liquor, racketeering charges, railsplitting, reading poems with friends, real-world scenarios, refrigerator box pinhole cameras, reggie the mailman, representing the 863, research metal, revolutionary dishwashing techniques, rio the pilot, rivers that flow north, sanrio world smash ball, scorsese pictures, scrabble showdowns, sex toys in pools, sharks brilliant nazis rubbish, silent film societies, sinister communist plots, smashing capital letters, softball the band, splitting the liberal vote, sticks and stones etc., stories about birds, substituting tapdancers for drummers, tea for dong, term papers about punk, texas leaguers, the definistration of verisimilitude, the fast bike, the jon custer times, the rouge booj, the smooth operator rip, the southern accent, times of cholera, to not split infinitives, trappist monkeys, vinyl-to-mp3 conversions, waking up feeling old, wall passes, whopping raises, wild conjecture, world's largest _____, yes molly bloom yes
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